He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
My biggest win was getting the meal money bumped from $5 to $7.
Lord of all pots and pans and things make me a saint by getting meals and washing up the plates!
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.
I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.
The best meal at my restaurant is the whole right side of the menu.
During the day I force myself to at least eat some salads rather than rubbish, and a steak in the evening. In fact, I eat to basically satisfy my hunger. I hardly have the time to appreciate a meal, and I'm everything, but a gourmet.