I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.
Sheri L. Dew
The compelling truth of the Restoration is that the heavens are open. This Church is a Church of revelation. Our challenge is not one in getting the Lord to speak to us. Our challenge is learning to hear what He has to say.
When you awaken, you will see that this is Heaven on Earth, and everything in physical form is the body of God.
The ego is often deeply involved in the desire to help others. If you do not want your ego to be involved in this way, do not be available for others unless you really want to be available. Do not feel that you should be available. Don't sacrifice yourself in any way. Don't go against your true feelings. Don't carry the cross for anyone else. Make sure that there's no sense that helping others makes you a better person or that it will gain you easy access into Heaven. Don't be a martyr.
Learn to love the data and, for heaven's sake, write well.
Dreams are the wanderings of the spirit though all nine heavens and all nine earths.
Truth is the beginning of every good thing, both in heaven and
on earth; and he who would be blessed and happy should be from
the first a partaker of truth, for then he can be trusted.
Would that I were the heaven, that I might be all full of love-lit eyes to gaze on thee.
We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can; and to fly away is to become like God, as far as this is possible; and to become like him is to become holy, just, and wise.
Perhaps there is a pattern set up in the heavens for one who desires to see it, and having seen it, to find one in himself.
But of the heaven which is above the heavens, what earthly poet ever did or ever will sing worthily?
Heavens, no! It could get subpoenaed. I can't write anything. When asked if she had a diary.
I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
"Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information." "I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand." "Good Heavens! Is marriage so demoralizing as that?" "I believe it is a very pleasant state, sir. I have had very little experience of it myself up to the present. I have only been married once. That was in consequence of a misunderstanding between myself and a young person."
Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden." "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!" "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing." "That may be, but the muffins are the same!
The final mystery is oneself. When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens star by star, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
Each of us has heaven and hell in him.
Divorces are made in heaven.
Sinclair B. Ferguson
Thinking that I deserve heaven is a sure sign I have no understanding of the gospel.
Sinclair B. Ferguson
Marriage, and the process of coming to it, is not heaven! It is the bonding together of two needy sinners in order to make a partnership which is substantially greater than either of them alone.
Sinclair B. Ferguson
If you are justified, you can no more be unjustified than Christ can be pulled down from heaven.
I begin to perceive that I am a woman. What that is, heaven knows... the philosophy is yet to be written, there is a world to be explored.
Heaven help me for the way I am, save me from these evil deeds before I get them done.
Do I have YOUR permission to be a Supernatural God? If I want to open heaven, and in a moment in time, touch the heart of a daughter and supernaturally break all the darkness, shame, and torment in her life, MAY I DO THAT?
Whatever the theologians might say about heaven being in a state of union with God, I knew it consisted of an infinite library; and eternity was simply what enabled one to read uninterruptedly for ever.
When people warn me about someone - the label head or the publishing head - that somebody is difficult, I'm in heaven.
Faith is the collateral of heaven. It is what you use to trade with in heaven.
Latin! The language of God! Or perhaps He speaks Hebrew? I suppose that's more likely and it will make things rather awkward in heaven, won't it? Will we all have to learn Hebrew?