Ideal women: 36-24-36, five foot seven, flat spot on top of the head, deaf mute. The flat spot on the top of the head is for your drink.

Rush Limbaugh

Now, it's a fact well known to those who know it well that prophets of doom only attain popularity when they get the drinks in all around.

Robert Rankin

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Rip Torn