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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable. - Benoit Mandelbrot Quotes
Youve really got to start hitting the books because its no joke out here. - Harper Lee Quotes
Its a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. - Nicole Sullivan Quotes
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. - David Cross Quotes
Comedy is just to me, maybe its a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it. - Matt Leblanc Quotes
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so theyre really mean to each other about who makes what. - Jackson Browne Quotes
A History of More Violence?... I think not. That reminds me of somebodys joke about Gandhi - Gandhi 2: Even More Non-Violent. - David Cronenberg Quotes
In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they cant help you either. Nothing makes any sense. Theyre very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time youre there. - Bill Murray Quotes
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West Quotes
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University. - Tony Randall Quotes
I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain. - Ben Folds Quotes
Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, Its covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence. - Ringo Starr Quotes
A rich mans joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown Quotes
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobodys expense but his own. - Herman Melville Quotes
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. - Bob Saget Quotes
You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else. - Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark Quotes
Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person, manner, and the grace, Which fools neglect; so that we find, If all the requisites are joind, From whence a perfect joke must spring, A jokes a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill Quotes
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! - Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. - George Orwell Quotes
As a church, we seem to have forgotten the point of our message, like people who have a great joke to tell and who have forgotten the punch line. - Keith Miller Quotes
Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public. - Jessica Mitford Quotes
So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: Im going to have a chance to fly it first and hand it over to him. - Duane G Carey Quotes
I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. - Howie Mandel Quotes
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. - Ron Reagan Quotes
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination. - Martha Gellhorn Quotes
Sex is Gods joke on human beings. - Bette Davis Quotes
Everyone recognizes thats a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesnt affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued dont affect the aggregate value of the firm. - Merton Miller Quotes
U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next. - Christiane Amanpour Quotes
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. - H P Lovecraft Quotes
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