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Woody Allen Quotes
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree -- probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen Quotes
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen Quotes
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen Quotes
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen Quotes
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. - Woody Allen Quotes
Death doesnt really worry me that much, Im not frightened about it... I just dont want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen Quotes
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. - Woody Allen Quotes
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen Quotes
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. - Woody Allen Quotes
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. - Woody Allen Quotes
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. - Woody Allen Quotes
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen Quotes
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen Quotes
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? - Woody Allen Quotes
I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen Quotes
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen Quotes
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. - Woody Allen Quotes
I am two with nature. - Woody Allen Quotes
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. - Woody Allen Quotes
I cant listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen Quotes
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen Quotes
I dont have to freedom-kiss my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. - Woody Allen Quotes
I dont think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen Quotes
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen Quotes
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen Quotes
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen Quotes
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen Quotes
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. - Woody Allen Quotes
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! - Woody Allen Quotes
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen Quotes
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