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W C Fields Quotes
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W C Fields Quotes
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W C Fields Quotes
A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have the decency to thank her. - W C Fields Quotes
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - W C Fields Quotes
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. Theres nothing like having a midget for a butler. - W C Fields Quotes
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - W C Fields Quotes
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W C Fields Quotes
Anyone who hates children and animals cant be all bad. - W C Fields Quotes
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. - W C Fields Quotes
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. - W C Fields Quotes
Dont worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. - W C Fields Quotes
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? - W C Fields Quotes
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. - W C Fields Quotes
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. - W C Fields Quotes
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W C Fields Quotes
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - W C Fields Quotes
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. - W C Fields Quotes
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - W C Fields Quotes
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W C Fields Quotes
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W C Fields Quotes
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W C Fields Quotes
I drink therefore I am. - W C Fields Quotes
I like children - fried. - W C Fields Quotes
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - W C Fields Quotes
I must have a drink of breakfast. - W C Fields Quotes
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W C Fields Quotes
I never drink water. Im afraid it will become habit-forming. - W C Fields Quotes
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. - W C Fields Quotes
I never met a kid I liked. - W C Fields Quotes
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. - W C Fields Quotes
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