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Tom Lehrer Quotes
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when theres no one watching you. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you dont use your . - Tom Lehrer Quotes
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer Quotes
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
If a person feels he cant communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
In my youth there were words you couldnt say in front of a girl; now you cant say girl. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. - Tom Lehrer Quotes
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