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Todd Barry Quotes
Anyone who bombs is my friend. - Todd Barry Quotes
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. - Todd Barry Quotes
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but theres not a lot of teaching involved in that. - Todd Barry Quotes
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. - Todd Barry Quotes
I dont know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. - Todd Barry Quotes
I dont really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. Id be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry Quotes
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. - Todd Barry Quotes
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didnt work. - Todd Barry Quotes
I havent done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. Theres tons of it, and theyre better paid. - Todd Barry Quotes
I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. - Todd Barry Quotes
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry Quotes
I loved Australia. I was very successful there. - Todd Barry Quotes
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything youve ever written. - Todd Barry Quotes
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. - Todd Barry Quotes
I will not be misquoted! - Todd Barry Quotes
Im particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. - Todd Barry Quotes
Im traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. - Todd Barry Quotes
Ive never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. - Todd Barry Quotes
Ive never read Ulysses. Why do you ask? - Todd Barry Quotes
In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida. - Todd Barry Quotes
Its cool to go to a place that has posters up and its one night only. It feels more special. - Todd Barry Quotes
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. - Todd Barry Quotes
People in New York love having roof parties. - Todd Barry Quotes
Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes its just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. - Todd Barry Quotes
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. - Todd Barry Quotes
You always think youre better than you are in the beginning. - Todd Barry Quotes
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so its not that brutal. Its only $6. - Todd Barry Quotes
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