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Tim Allen Quotes
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. - Tim Allen Quotes
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesnt go far didnt see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. - Tim Allen Quotes
Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim Allen Quotes
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. - Tim Allen Quotes
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen Quotes
Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. - Tim Allen Quotes
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen Quotes
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen Quotes
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work, or prison. - Tim Allen Quotes
Quotes Cloud
About Across Amount Best Dangerous Didnt Doesnt
Example Figure Floor Friends Friendship Going Good
Have Humor Incredible Into Kids Learn Liar
Lies Lying Make Mate Needs Nephew Parents
Penny Plug Positive Respect Said Sexy Shoot
Show Stick That Their They Theyre Things
Together Told Toward Tried Understand Well
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