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Terry Pratchett Quotes
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Bishops move diagonally. Thats why they often turn up where the kings dont expect them to be. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Build a man a fire, and hell be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and hell be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Famous I dont know about. Its hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, Thanks, that was great, heres some money, same time tomorrow, okay? - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Give a man a fire and hes warm for the day. But set fire to him and hes warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who wont tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Gods dont like people not doing much work. People who arent busy all the time might start to think. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting All the Gods are bastards. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it. Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Ill be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when theres evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. Its called living. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, its called Life. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyones fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, Im one of Us. I must be. Ive certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. Were always one of Us. Its Them that do the bad things. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
Its not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you werent doing. - Terry Pratchett Quotes
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Always Black Good Hole Item Just Knows
Less Made Manual Marriage Only Operating Other
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