Steve Allen Quotes

Asthma doesnt seem to bother me any more unless Im around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. - Steve Allen Quotes

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Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. - Steve Allen Quotes

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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. - Steve Allen Quotes

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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. Thats how I lost my mind. - Steve Allen Quotes

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If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. - Steve Allen Quotes

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If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. - Steve Allen Quotes

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In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. - Steve Allen Quotes

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One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. - Steve Allen Quotes

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Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. - Steve Allen Quotes

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The hair is real - its the head thats a fake. - Steve Allen Quotes

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Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. - Steve Allen Quotes

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