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Scott Adams Quotes
Ask a deeply religious Christian if hed rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists dont seem so bad lately. - Scott Adams Quotes
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. - Scott Adams Quotes
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. - Scott Adams Quotes
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams Quotes
Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams Quotes
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. - Scott Adams Quotes
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams Quotes
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. - Scott Adams Quotes
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams Quotes
Give a man a fish, and youll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and hell buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and youre a consultant. - Scott Adams Quotes
I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams Quotes
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. - Scott Adams Quotes
If a jobs worth doing, its too hard. - Scott Adams Quotes
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams Quotes
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how its done. - Scott Adams Quotes
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. - Scott Adams Quotes
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams Quotes
Lets form proactive synergy restructuring teams. - Scott Adams Quotes
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. - Scott Adams Quotes
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. - Scott Adams Quotes
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. - Scott Adams Quotes
Normal people... believe that if it aint broke, dont fix it. Engineers believe that if it aint broke, it doesnt have enough features yet. - Scott Adams Quotes
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. - Scott Adams Quotes
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams Quotes
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. - Scott Adams Quotes
Remember theres no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. - Scott Adams Quotes
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. - Scott Adams Quotes
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, theres a lot more living to go, but there isnt much doubt that Ill always be the Dilbert guy. Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case Ill be that stabbin Dilbert guy. - Scott Adams Quotes
The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams Quotes
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams Quotes
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