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Ron White Quotes
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. - Ron White Quotes
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. - Ron White Quotes
Diamonds - thatll shut her up... for a minute! - Ron White Quotes
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White Quotes
I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. - Ron White Quotes
I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. - Ron White Quotes
I had the right to remain silent... but I didnt have the ability. - Ron White Quotes
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. - Ron White Quotes
Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. - Ron White Quotes
Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. - Ron White Quotes
Ive never been one to look up the ladder. Ive always looked down the ladder. As long as theres one guy down there, Im fine. - Ron White Quotes
My goal is just to become a better comedian. - Ron White Quotes
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mines putting in an express lane. - Ron White Quotes
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. - Ron White Quotes
The hardest that Ive laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. - Ron White Quotes
The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White Quotes
There have been times in my life that Ive had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. - Ron White Quotes
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. - Ron White Quotes
You know, my first album, some of those jokes Id done for twelve years because I couldnt throw em out. - Ron White Quotes
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. - Ron White Quotes
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