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Robin Williams Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Quotes
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cocaine is Gods way of saying that youre making too much money. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cocaine is Gods way of saying youre making too much money. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cocaine is Gods way of telling you you are making too much money. - Robin Williams Quotes
Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams Quotes
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams Quotes
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. - Robin Williams Quotes
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams Quotes
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams Quotes
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! - Robin Williams Quotes
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. - Robin Williams Quotes
Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. - Robin Williams Quotes
If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams Quotes
If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams Quotes
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, theyve got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams Quotes
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams Quotes
People say satire is dead. Its not dead; its alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams Quotes
Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs. - Robin Williams Quotes
Reality: What a concept! - Robin Williams Quotes
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams Quotes
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams Quotes
Spring is natures way of saying, Lets party! - Robin Williams Quotes
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams Quotes
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. - Robin Williams Quotes
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Shes got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me? - Robin Williams Quotes
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. - Robin Williams Quotes
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams Quotes
We have a president for whom English is a second language. Hes like We have to get rid of dictators, but hes pretty much one himself. - Robin Williams Quotes
Weve had cloning in the South for years. Its called cousins. - Robin Williams Quotes
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