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Robert Benchley Quotes
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Quotes
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Quotes
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. - Robert Benchley Quotes
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. - Robert Benchley Quotes
After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year. - Robert Benchley Quotes
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isnt the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isnt the work hes supposed to be doing at the moment. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isnt the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isnt the work he is supposed to be doing. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. - Robert Benchley Quotes
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley Quotes
At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isnt money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in ones hands. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Behind every argument is someones ignorance. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that its compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that its compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Even nowadays a man cant step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous. - Robert Benchley Quotes
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Robert Benchley Quotes
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the authors soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. - Robert Benchley Quotes
I cant bring myself to say, Well, I guess Ill be toddling along. It isnt that I cant toddle. Its just that I cant guess Ill toddle. - Robert Benchley Quotes
I do most of my work sitting down; thats where I shine. - Robert Benchley Quotes
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author. - Robert Benchley Quotes
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. - Robert Benchley Quotes
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. - Robert Benchley Quotes
If Mr. Einstein doesnt like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. - Robert Benchley Quotes
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley Quotes
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. - Robert Benchley Quotes
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