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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because theyre looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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I dont have a bank account, because I dont know my mothers maiden name. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before Id done everything there was to do. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. Thats how she learned how to swim. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

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