Patton Oswalt Quotes

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% thats good, suck it up, and drive on. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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George Bush is not stupid. Hes evil. OK? Theres a huge difference between stupid and evil. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I hate all sidekicks. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. Well see. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I love doing stand-up, and having a growing core of fans forces me to experiment and push every time. Everyone has fun - me, most importantly. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Im not familiar with the metric system. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Ive hung out in the writers room a few times, but the fact is weve got such a good writing staff, I dont want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Its like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Well, my dad had a lot of Jonathan Winters albums, so those were my first memories of listening to anything funny, and those were very influential. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period. - Patton Oswalt Quotes

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Evil  Focus  Form  Garbage  George  Good  Huge
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