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P J Orourke Facts
P J Orourke Is Born On November 14, 1947
P J Orourke Zodiac Sign Is Scorpio
P J Orourke Zodiac Symbol Is Scorpion
P J Orourke Chinese Zodiac Element Is Yin Fire
P J Orourke Chinese Zodiac Animal Is Pig
P J Orourke Occupation Is Comedian
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P J Orourke Quotes
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P J Orourke Quotes
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P J Orourke Quotes
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too. - P J Orourke Quotes
After all, what is your hosts purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, theyd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. - P J Orourke Quotes
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P J Orourke Quotes
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P J Orourke Quotes
America wasnt founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased. - P J Orourke Quotes
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. - P J Orourke Quotes
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. - P J Orourke Quotes
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. - P J Orourke Quotes
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P J Orourke Quotes
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system. - P J Orourke Quotes
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college. - P J Orourke Quotes
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. - P J Orourke Quotes
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us. - P J Orourke Quotes
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. - P J Orourke Quotes
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. - P J Orourke Quotes
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there. - P J Orourke Quotes
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. - P J Orourke Quotes
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P J Orourke Quotes
Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they arent present. - P J Orourke Quotes
Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us. - P J Orourke Quotes
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J Orourke Quotes
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think of anything stupid Ive done as a learning experience. It makes me feel less stupid. - P J Orourke Quotes
Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy. - P J Orourke Quotes
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. - P J Orourke Quotes
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. - P J Orourke Quotes
If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that youve read his autobiography. - P J Orourke Quotes
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character. - P J Orourke Quotes
Lets reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers. - P J Orourke Quotes
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