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A dollar saved is a quarter earned. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Happiness isnt something you experience; its something you remember. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I am no more humble than my talents require. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I dont drink. I dont like it. It makes me feel good. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I once said cynically of a politician, Hell doublecross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Im a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Im going to memorize your name and throw my head away. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Ive given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, hes full of indecision. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Once I make up my mind, Im full of indecision. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Schizophrenia beats dining alone. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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So little time and so little to do. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and youll find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Theres a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant Quotes

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