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Ogden Nash Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Quotes
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? - Ogden Nash Quotes
Children arent happy with nothing to ignore, and thats what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Children arent happy without something to ignore, And thats what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Commitments the voters dont know about cant hurt you. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? - Ogden Nash Quotes
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? - Ogden Nash Quotes
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, Ill never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, Ill never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Quotes
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash Quotes
If you dont want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you wont have to work. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash Quotes
One mans remorse is another mans reminiscence. - Ogden Nash Quotes
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - Ogden Nash Quotes
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who havent what they want that they really dont want it. - Ogden Nash Quotes
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