Molly Ivins Quotes

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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Good thing weve still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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You cant ignore politics, no matter how much youd like to. - Molly Ivins Quotes

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