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Milton Berle Quotes
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle Quotes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle Quotes
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle Quotes
Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. - Milton Berle Quotes
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabors sixth husband. I know what Im supposed to do, but I dont know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle Quotes
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you cant get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle Quotes
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle Quotes
Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. - Milton Berle Quotes
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle Quotes
If opportunity doesnt knock, build a door. - Milton Berle Quotes
Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle Quotes
Poverty is not a disgrace, but its terribly inconvenient. - Milton Berle Quotes
The company accountant is shy and retiring. Hes shy a quarter of a million dollars. Thats why hes retiring. - Milton Berle Quotes
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasnt for him, wed be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle Quotes
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. - Milton Berle Quotes
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