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Matt Groening Quotes
A lot of our writers, like Conan OBrien, moved on to other things. - Matt Groening Quotes
A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But thats not what life is all about. Thats not real. Its never going to happen. - Matt Groening Quotes
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Matt Groening Quotes
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say Yo Goober! Wheres the meat!? Im trying to impress people here, Lisa. You dont win friends with salad. - Matt Groening Quotes
All right, brain, you dont like me, and I dont like you, but lets just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. - Matt Groening Quotes
Arent we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Matt Groening Quotes
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. - Matt Groening Quotes
Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. - Matt Groening Quotes
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. - Matt Groening Quotes
Dont have a cow, man. - Matt Groening Quotes
Donuts. Is there anything they cant do? - Matt Groening Quotes
Eat my shorts! - Matt Groening Quotes
Everybody doesnt have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. - Matt Groening Quotes
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true! - Matt Groening Quotes
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. - Matt Groening Quotes
God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening Quotes
Good things dont end in eum, they end in mania...or teria. - Matt Groening Quotes
Heres to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of lifes problems. - Matt Groening Quotes
How could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnt hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. - Matt Groening Quotes
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? - Matt Groening Quotes
I also found childs play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult. - Matt Groening Quotes
I cant believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! - Matt Groening Quotes
I dont have to be careful, Ive got a gun. - Matt Groening Quotes
I dont know why I did it, I dont know why I enjoyed it, and I dont know why I will do it again. - Matt Groening Quotes
I dont know why I did it, I dont know why I enjoyed it, and I dont know why Ill do it again. - Matt Groening Quotes
I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. Thats what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life. - Matt Groening Quotes
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. - Matt Groening Quotes
I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids dont get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level. - Matt Groening Quotes
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. - Matt Groening Quotes
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top. - Matt Groening Quotes
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