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Kinky Friedman Quotes
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I dont remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didnt hold em under long enough. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; its just not in a place I can show you. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I see an issue I like, and I support it. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Ill keep us out of war with Oklahoma! - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Ill sign anything except bad legislation. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Ill tell you right now. Im for prayer in school. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Im too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
If you aint Texan, I aint got time for you. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Remember: Yall is singular. All yall is plural. All yalls is plural possessive. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
Students dont know who Mark Twain was because he wasnt on the test. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
The first thing Ill do if elected is demand a recount. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
The folks in Mississippi are saying, Thank God for Texas. - Kinky Friedman Quotes
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