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Josh Billings Quotes
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Quotes
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Quotes
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings Quotes
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. - Josh Billings Quotes
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. - Josh Billings Quotes
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it. - Josh Billings Quotes
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings Quotes
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings Quotes
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. - Josh Billings Quotes
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings Quotes
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings Quotes
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings Quotes
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. - Josh Billings Quotes
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. - Josh Billings Quotes
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. - Josh Billings Quotes
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. - Josh Billings Quotes
Dont ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. - Josh Billings Quotes
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. - Josh Billings Quotes
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. - Josh Billings Quotes
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. - Josh Billings Quotes
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. - Josh Billings Quotes
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings Quotes
Genius aint anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings Quotes
Genius aint nothing more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings Quotes
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world aint lawful tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings Quotes
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings Quotes
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. - Josh Billings Quotes
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. - Josh Billings Quotes
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. - Josh Billings Quotes
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. - Josh Billings Quotes
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