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Joseph Heller Quotes
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Every writer I know has trouble writing. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Frankly, Id like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller Quotes
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller Quotes
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller Quotes
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. - Joseph Heller Quotes
I dont believe in miracles because its been a long time since weve had any. - Joseph Heller Quotes
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. - Joseph Heller Quotes
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. - Joseph Heller Quotes
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Id like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. Id say we deserve ours more. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Rise above principal and do whats right. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. - Joseph Heller Quotes
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller Quotes
The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed, no matter which side hes on. - Joseph Heller Quotes
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. - Joseph Heller Quotes
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didnt, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didnt have to; but if he didnt want to he was sane and had to. - Joseph Heller Quotes
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller Quotes
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller Quotes
When I read something saying Ive not done anything as good as Catch-22 Im tempted to reply, Who has? - Joseph Heller Quotes
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