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Johnny Vegas Quotes
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Had I become a priest, the sermons wouldve been electric! - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I also want to return to doing stand-up. Ive become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. Its my own paranoia. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I think men going bald is certainly off limits, coming from a family as I do, where its in our gene pool and it could one day happen to me. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I use very few muscles at the best of times. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Im getting positive feedback for my acting so well see if any other interesting parts come up. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Ive got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Ive got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
If I see somebody visually challenged, I wont purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then Ill call them back. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, Id probably spend a lot of money on it. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I dont ask what the part is, but what century its in. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Theres lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but hes not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Theres this idea that it has to be made in London. But weve got everything up here, and if youve got comics who are gifted because of where theyre from, you shouldnt drag them away from that natural resource. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize theyre not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and Ive been brought in at the last minute. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
We all have days where we cant pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
When I wasnt as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
With stand-up youve just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. - Johnny Vegas Quotes
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