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Johnny Carson Quotes
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesnt grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson Quotes
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Quotes
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Quotes
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Happiness is your dentist telling you it wont hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson Quotes
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson Quotes
I know youve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. - Johnny Carson Quotes
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson Quotes
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson Quotes
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson Quotes
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. - Johnny Carson Quotes
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson Quotes
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. - Johnny Carson Quotes
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? - Johnny Carson Quotes
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Were more effective than birth control pills. - Johnny Carson Quotes
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson Quotes
Quotes Cloud
After Anyone Arguing Bank Calls Continue Days
Death Democracy Doesnt Four Grow Hair Into
Just Means Phone Place President Robbery Taken
Taper That Together Vice Without Yorkers
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