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Jerry Lewis Quotes
A woman doing comedy doesnt offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
I get paid for what most kids get punished for. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
Ive had great success being a total idiot. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
Pity? You dont want to be pitied because youre a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house! - Jerry Lewis Quotes
The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and youre going to have very, very fine, natural children. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
Were leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldnt get better jobs in the first place. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience. - Jerry Lewis Quotes
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