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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldnt tell their therapist. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Between New York and LA, theres 200 million people that arent hip, and they dont want to be hip. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - youre not sure what youve got but youre pretty sure youre not going to like it. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I had to perform at the White House for the president, Thats always kind of a weird set to try to put together. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I know God is real. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I know if mama aint happy, aint nobody happy. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I really dont require a whole lot in life. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I dont want to give two or three more hours away. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because Id spent about half the day in the woods. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. Ive got four more summers with her. Im not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If men have a smell its usually an accident. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If youve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Its a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Its hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
Little girls love dolls. They just dont love doll clothes. Weve got four thousand dolls and aint one of them got a stitch of clothes on. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
My whole career can be summed up with Ignorance is bliss. When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
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