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Jean Kerr Quotes
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. - Jean Kerr Quotes
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he cant find any clean socks. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? - Jean Kerr Quotes
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isnt permanent. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isnt permanent. - Jean Kerr Quotes
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr Quotes
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr Quotes
I make mistakes; Ill be the second to admit it. - Jean Kerr Quotes
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr Quotes
Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr Quotes
Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr Quotes
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you havent grasped the situation. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnt always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Now the thing about having a baby - and I cant be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. - Jean Kerr Quotes
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. - Jean Kerr Quotes
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr Quotes
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Jean Kerr Quotes
When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they dont necessary think of chairs. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he cant find any clean socks. - Jean Kerr Quotes
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he cant find any clean socks. - Jean Kerr Quotes
You dont seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. - Jean Kerr Quotes
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