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Henny Youngman Facts
Henny Youngman Is Born On March 16, 1906
Henny Youngman Zodiac Sign Is Pisces
Henny Youngman Zodiac Symbol Is Fish
Henny Youngman Chinese Zodiac Element Is Yang Fire
Henny Youngman Chinese Zodiac Animal Is Horse
Henny Youngman Occupation Is Comedian
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Henny Youngman Quotes
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. - Henny Youngman Quotes
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldnt pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Quotes
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. - Henny Youngman Quotes
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put page 2. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman Quotes
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Ive got all the money Ill ever need if I die by four oclock this afternoon. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four o clock. - Henny Youngman Quotes
If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman Quotes
If my mother knew I did this for a living, shed kill me. She thinks Im selling dope. - Henny Youngman Quotes
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - Henny Youngman Quotes
If youre going to do something tonight that youll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesnt need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad; but New York City? - Henny Youngman Quotes
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesnt need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman Quotes
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, its feet first! - Henny Youngman Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman Quotes
She has a wash and wear bridal gown. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Shes a big-hearted girl with hips to match. - Henny Youngman Quotes
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. - Henny Youngman Quotes
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