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Groucho Marx Quotes
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx Quotes
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx Quotes
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx Quotes
A mans only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx Quotes
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx Quotes
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Before I speak, I have something important to say. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Either hes dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx Quotes
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx Quotes
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx Quotes
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx Quotes
Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought Id rather dance with the cows until you come home. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I didnt like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I dont care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I dont have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyre upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasnt it. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx Quotes
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. - Groucho Marx Quotes
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