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Fran Lebowitz Facts
Fran Lebowitz Is Born On October 27, 1951
Fran Lebowitz Zodiac Sign Is Scorpio
Fran Lebowitz Zodiac Symbol Is Scorpion
Fran Lebowitz Chinese Zodiac Element Is Yin Metal
Fran Lebowitz Chinese Zodiac Animal Is Rabbit
Fran Lebowitz Occupation Is Journalist
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Andy Warhol made fame more famous. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if hes buying. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good reason not to play football. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you wont feel like watching. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Dont bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
I must take issue with the term a mere child, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
I never met anyone who didnt have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Ive done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
If youre going to America, bring your own food. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. - Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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