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Erma Bombeck Facts
Erma Bombeck Is Born On February 21, 1927
Erma Bombeck Is Born In Dayton, United States
Erma Bombeck Nationality Is American
Erma Bombeck Zodiac Sign Is Pisces
Erma Bombeck Zodiac Symbol Is Fish
Erma Bombeck Chinese Zodiac Element Is Yin Fire
Erma Bombeck Chinese Zodiac Animal Is Rabbit
Erma Bombeck Occupation Is Journalist
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Erma Bombeck Quotes
A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and hes a priest. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and hes a priest. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure theyre not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, A house guest, youre wrong because I have just described my kids. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? - Erma Bombeck Quotes
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. - Erma Bombeck Quotes
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