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Ellen Degeneres Quotes
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Lets get our priorities straight. I think we all know whats really important in life - winning an Oscar. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
For me, its that I contributed, ... That Im on this planet doing some good and making people happy. Thats to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because its such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I dont need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, theres morning sickness. If Im going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I dont understand the sizes anymore. Theres a size zero, which I didnt even know that they had. It must stand for: Ohhh my God, youre thin. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since Ive worked out. And I just dont have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - theyre just, like, I cant believe you dont remember me! Im like, Oh Dad Im sorry! - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. Its good for a kid to know how to make gloves. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. Its good for a kid to know how to make gloves. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and Im looking out of my third eye and everything that Im supposed to be doing. Its amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mamas got the magic of Clorox 2. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, thats where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Im a godmother, thats a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, thats cute, I taught her that. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Im on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then Im gonna rip it off. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, Let there be light! And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Just go up to somebody on the street and say Youre it! and just run away. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Just go up to somebody on the street and say Youre it! and then run away. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. Shes ninety-seven now, and we dont know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Procrastination isnt the problem, its the solution. So procrastinate now, dont put it off. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? Ive been getting that since fourth grade. I guess Im happy I could give him work. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldnt say, thank God I have gas. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Sometimes you cant see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but its worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said God Bless you I said, I didnt sneeze She looked deep into my eyes and said, You will, eventually. And damn it if she wasnt right. Two days later I sneezed. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there arent any space aliens. We cant be the best that creation has to offer. I pray were not all there is. If so, were in big trouble. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is youre doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
They say you just stand over there, hell say thank you and you walk back off and thats what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
Yeah Im thirty-six, but on the show Im thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. - Ellen Degeneres Quotes
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