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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson Quotes

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson Quotes

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson Quotes

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson Quotes

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. - Doug Larson Quotes

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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. - Doug Larson Quotes

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson Quotes

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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson Quotes

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson Quotes

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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Quotes

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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. - Doug Larson Quotes

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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson Quotes

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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. - Doug Larson Quotes

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