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Calvin Trillin Quotes
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
As far as Im concerned, whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
I dont care where I sit, as long as I get fed. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
Marriage is part of a sort of 50s revival package thats back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression? - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. - Calvin Trillin Quotes
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