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Billy Connolly Quotes
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. - Billy Connolly Quotes
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I dont believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I dont want to say I dont believe in God, but I dont think I do. But I believe in people who do. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I dont believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. Its on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and its supposed to give you a parking space. Its worked so far. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I dont have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. Ive done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because thats mostly what Im offered. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I dont know why I should have to learn Algebra... Im never likely to go there. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. - Billy Connolly Quotes
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. - Billy Connolly Quotes
Im a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The worlds a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves theyre delightful. They all want so little. - Billy Connolly Quotes
Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly Quotes
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? - Billy Connolly Quotes
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and hes telling them all different things. - Billy Connolly Quotes
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly Quotes
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly Quotes
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. - Billy Connolly Quotes
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt try it on. - Billy Connolly Quotes
The great thing about Glasgow is that if theres a nuclear attack itll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly Quotes
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. - Billy Connolly Quotes
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. - Billy Connolly Quotes
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