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Bill Maher Quotes
A lot of good has come from drugs. I think Penny Lane is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldnt even be born if it werent for that album, so it evens out. - Bill Maher Quotes
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. - Bill Maher Quotes
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is. - Bill Maher Quotes
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher Quotes
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. - Bill Maher Quotes
Hi, Im Bill. Im a birth survivor. - Bill Maher Quotes
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? - Bill Maher Quotes
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. - Bill Maher Quotes
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. - Bill Maher Quotes
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher Quotes
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, Please, I used to pull the same trick. Thered be an intervention, Id make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards. - Bill Maher Quotes
Its all been satirized for your protection. - Bill Maher Quotes
Jim Bakker spells his name with two ks because three would be too obvious. - Bill Maher Quotes
Kids. Theyre not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher Quotes
Lets face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? - Bill Maher Quotes
Lets make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. - Bill Maher Quotes
Maybe every other American movie shouldnt be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence. - Bill Maher Quotes
Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher Quotes
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasnt a Nazi, he wouldnt have any credibility with conservatives at all. - Bill Maher Quotes
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. - Bill Maher Quotes
Suicide is mans way of telling God, "You cant fire me - I quit." - Bill Maher Quotes
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher Quotes
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? - Bill Maher Quotes
The country has become much more conservative, partly because its been taken over by the religious right. - Bill Maher Quotes
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. - Bill Maher Quotes
Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed. - Bill Maher Quotes
Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? - Bill Maher Quotes
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. - Bill Maher Quotes
This is a ridiculous heat wave were in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. - Bill Maher Quotes
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Whos your real friend? Its the person who tells you the truth. Thats who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. - Bill Maher Quotes
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