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Bill Cosby Quotes
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. - Bill Cosby Quotes
A word to the wise aint necessary - its the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes
A word to the wise aint necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes
A word to the wise aint necessary, its the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. - Bill Cosby Quotes
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what youre telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Gray hair is Gods graffiti. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby Quotes
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. - Bill Cosby Quotes
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. - Bill Cosby Quotes
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby Quotes
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. - Bill Cosby Quotes
I wasnt always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. - Bill Cosby Quotes
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. - Bill Cosby Quotes
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. - Bill Cosby Quotes
It isnt a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all thats beautiful. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. - Bill Cosby Quotes
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. - Bill Cosby Quotes
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. - Bill Cosby Quotes
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