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Artie Lange Quotes
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. - Artie Lange Quotes
And now it looks like Im probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. - Artie Lange Quotes
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do. - Artie Lange Quotes
But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything. - Artie Lange Quotes
By the time I am Howards age I hope to be long retired. I dont plan on working that long. - Artie Lange Quotes
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. - Artie Lange Quotes
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. - Artie Lange Quotes
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. - Artie Lange Quotes
I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine. - Artie Lange Quotes
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics darlings, you might say. - Artie Lange Quotes
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust. - Artie Lange Quotes
Im not going to lie to you fellas, Ive been drinking. - Artie Lange Quotes
If I get lucky enough one day to have Howards money and life... Actually, you know what, if I ever get Howard money I am going to retire. - Artie Lange Quotes
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasnt the greatest looking guy in the world. - Artie Lange Quotes
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. - Artie Lange Quotes
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you dont drink in moderation. - Artie Lange Quotes
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. - Artie Lange Quotes
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. - Artie Lange Quotes
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose. - Artie Lange Quotes
When I black out, its the happiest time of my life. - Artie Lange Quotes
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. - Artie Lange Quotes
Whiskey will always be a part of my life. - Artie Lange Quotes
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