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Allan Sherman Quotes
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldnt have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. - Allan Sherman Quotes
I didnt decide I was crazy until 1952. Thats when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy. - Allan Sherman Quotes
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldnt pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldnt pay the bill either, but it was cheaper. - Allan Sherman Quotes
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich. - Allan Sherman Quotes
I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings werent meeting either. - Allan Sherman Quotes
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Its a play where something went wrong, Cause its five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning til end, Then your bladder better be strong! - Allan Sherman Quotes
Our act started at the bottom and went downhill. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, Theres a land where theyve never heard of cholesterol. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. - Allan Sherman Quotes
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. - Allan Sherman Quotes
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. - Allan Sherman Quotes
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you dont, someone else will. - Allan Sherman Quotes
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. - Allan Sherman Quotes
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe cant love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe cant hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes. - Allan Sherman Quotes
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