Alan King Quotes

As lifes pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now thats better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. - Alan King Quotes

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Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King Quotes

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If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books. - Alan King Quotes

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Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. - Alan King Quotes

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. - Alan King Quotes

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